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So many gay men are afraid of even the slightest bit of swish being detected. But one night when the femme is in total control will never make you fear it again.
And it will put you in touch with the brave bottle throwers who started the Stonewall Riots back in the day. Everyone used to know to glance over your shoulder after three steps if you were interested in that sexy stranger on the sidewalk. There was a complex network of looks and signals that men used to use to attract each other, something that made gay men much more attuned to body language and perceptive than our straight counterparts. Learn how to do that.
Not only will it improve your gay experience, but the way you interact with everyone. Street cruising is mostly dead — no, it can't be done on Grindr — but a trip to a bath house will teach you all you ever need to know. If only so people will get your jokes about Rush and Jungle Juice, know what poppers are. You don't have to use them, but it's one secret we've kept from most of the gay community for decades so we have to keep it going. It's our version of Colonel Sanders' secret recipe. Get out there with a picket sign and some anger and fight for your rights.
Even before Stonewall we have a long history of fighting the man, and that should never die. You can collect signatures for marriage equality or you can join an Occupy protest and fight income inequality, but never stop fighting. And if PDA public displays of agitation aren't your thing, there are plenty of causes that need fundraising, which can easily be done over brunch a gay art that somehow is not on this list.
Standing out in the hot June sun can sure be a drag all puns intended but everyone should experience the depth and breadth of the community at this event at least once. See the people outside of your social circle, the tourists from a far, and those people who wouldn't mix with in a million gay years.
And where else are you going to see Dykes on Bikes anyway? This sense of being able to find other homosexuals in the given area isn't inborn like a sense of direction or ESP. No, it must be acquired through years of hard work and figuring out just which clues are going to give guys away. Even then it's still not infallible whenever European tourists are around.